German's such a beautiful language

Deutsch ist so eine schöne Sprache



- Hey! I just met your patient, Mr. Mueller; we had such a nice chat.
- You speak German?
- Yeah! I can do a sweet little milkmaid: "Guten Morgen, möchten sie die Kühe melken?". I can do an evil old hausfrau: "ESS DEIN SCHNITZEL, SONST KRIEGST DU KEIN NACHTISCH!"
- German's such a beautiful language ... Anyhow, I think Mr. Mueller's so amazing. I mean, yesterday, I pretty much told him he was gonna die; and his brother turned to him and he said, "Es wird alles wieder gut." And Mr. Mueller just accepted it!
- Well, why wouldn't he? "Es wird alles wieder gut" means "You're going to be fine."
- Germans!

die Kuh / die Kühe - cow
melken / molk / gemolken - to milk
kriegen / kriegte / gekriegt - to get
der Nachtisch - dessert